Dear Santa,

I've been a semi-good girl this year and I think I deserve these things more than anything:

Rodarte tights / GoJane.com studded booties

Complex Geometries top / Faux Fur Pillbox hat, Urban Outfitters

Cheap Monday Leather Shorts

Obesity and Speed Nothing Sacred Tank

Studded black bustier

A Loft apartment near downtown

Please, please, please, let me get what I want.
-TD
P.S. I, in no way, really expect any of these things for Christmas. Wishful thinking.